The place where the world’s dusty desert meets a kaleidoscope of creativity and a buffet of bizarre. If you think it’s just about the heat, the art, and that giant wooden guy they set on fire, then you’re in for a huge surprise. It’s also about that glorious moment when you emerge from your tent, radiant in your plus-size attire finery, only to have the sun itself feeling a bit dimmed by your brilliance.

That’s right, but for us who dare to dress on the diva spectrum, there are choices to be made. Specifically, how does one wear a maxi skirt, a halter top, or a crop top – plus size and own it? Let’s break it down, one sarcastic quip at a time.